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  • Radiation 101: Lasers, Lingo & Lopsided Tans

    Radiation 101: Lasers, Lingo & Lopsided Tans

    You’re radiant. You’re radiating. You’re also slightly crispy. Let’s talk about it.

    Radiation 101: Lasers, Lingo & Lopsided Tans

    You’re radiant. You’re radiating. You’re also slightly crispy. Let’s talk about it.

  • Scans, Tests, and Procedures. Oh My!

    Scans, Tests, and Procedures. Oh My!

    A short roadmap from "WTF is that lump" to "Let's f*cking do this"

    Scans, Tests, and Procedures. Oh My!

    A short roadmap from "WTF is that lump" to "Let's f*cking do this"

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Newest Collection: Live, Laugh, Leave Me Alone

The Live, Laugh, Leave Me Alone collection has officially dropped. Protest-ready, chemo-chair cozy, gym-bro repellant—whatever you need, it's packed and ready to ship. Snag yours before someone tries to talk to you about it.

  • Live, Laugh Boxy Tees Live, Laugh Boxy Tees

    Live, Laugh Boxy Tees

    Live, Laugh Boxy Tees

    Regular price From $28.00 USD
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  • Live, Laugh Racerback Cropped Tanks Live, Laugh Racerback Cropped Tanks

    Live, Laugh Racerback Cropped Tanks

    Live, Laugh Racerback Cropped Tanks

    Regular price From $24.00 USD
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  • Live, Laugh Muscle Tanks Live, Laugh Muscle Tanks

    Live, Laugh Muscle Tanks

    Live, Laugh Muscle Tanks

    Regular price From $24.00 USD
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  • Live, Laugh, V Necks Live, Laugh, V Necks

    Live, Laugh, V Necks

    Live, Laugh, V Necks

    Regular price From $28.00 USD
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Collection: Chemo-Approved. Survivor-Tested

Items that are chosen for, approved by, confirmed cancer patient-friendly. Whether it's because a shirt has a little bit of access for ports, or because it's super soft for sensitive skin, feel confident buying these for your own upcoming treatments, or sending as a gift to someone who's about to get their butt kicked.

  • I'm Just Here For the Pre-Meds I'm Just Here For the Pre-Meds

    I'm Just Here For the Pre-Meds

    I'm Just Here For the Pre-Meds

    Regular price From $28.00 USD
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  • Team Yeet Team Yeet

    Team Yeet

    Team Yeet

    Regular price $28.00 USD
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  • Team YTT Team YTT

    Team YTT

    Team YTT

    Regular price $28.00 USD
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  • Zip-up Hoodies Zip-up Hoodies

    Zip-up Hoodies

    Zip-up Hoodies

    Regular price $45.00 USD
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  • YTT Gift Card

    YTT Gift Card

    YTT Gift Card

    Regular price From $10.00 USD
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Collection: Conversation Starters

Conversation Starters

Not sure how to bring it up? Let your sticker, koozie, or other fun little goody do the talking. These small-but-mighty items spark big conversations—about cancer, autonomy, and saying the quiet part out loud. Perfect for gifts, inside jokes, or making your water bottle a little more rebellious.

  • MOCKtail Koolie MOCKtail Koolie

    MOCKtail Koolie

    MOCKtail Koolie

    Regular price $8.00 USD
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  • Trucker Hat Trucker Hat

    Trucker Hat

    Trucker Hat

    Regular price $36.00 USD
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Thoughts and Musings

  • Exploring Trends, Staying True

    Exploring Trends, Staying True

    Yeet That Teet is dabbling in fresh styles with brands like Comfort Colors and boxy crops to keep things fun—but when it comes to our patient-approved collection, our hearts (and ports)...

    Exploring Trends, Staying True

    Yeet That Teet is dabbling in fresh styles with brands like Comfort Colors and boxy crops to keep things fun—but when it comes to our patient-approved collection, our hearts (and ports)...

  • What's a Yeet?

    What's a Yeet?

    Yeet (yēt) [verb] The term is primarily used by The Youths (we see you, Gen Z) to describe the act of discarding or throwing something away with enthusiastic force, often...

    What's a Yeet?

    Yeet (yēt) [verb] The term is primarily used by The Youths (we see you, Gen Z) to describe the act of discarding or throwing something away with enthusiastic force, often...

  • Surgery to Stage

    Surgery to Stage

    Yeet That Teet had a busy week (3/21-3/27): I’ve been quietly building towards launching while simultaneously entered into Ten West’s Ideafunding Competition. With a record 130 applications and months of...

    Surgery to Stage

    Yeet That Teet had a busy week (3/21-3/27): I’ve been quietly building towards launching while simultaneously entered into Ten West’s Ideafunding Competition. With a record 130 applications and months of...

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