Radiation 101: Lasers, Lingo & Lopsided Tans

Radiation 101: Lasers, Lingo & Lopsided Tans

☢️ What Is Radiation Therapy, Anyway?

Radiation therapy uses high-energy X-rays to kill any leftover cancer cells after surgery or shrink tumors before treatment. Think of it as a backup team—mopping up anything surgery or chemo might’ve missed.


🧬 Why It's Used (And Why It Might Be On Your Calendar)

Radiation is not a given for every breast cancer patient, but here’s when it’s commonly used:

  • After lumpectomy – to reduce recurrence in the remaining breast tissue.
  • After mastectomy – if the tumor was large, close to the chest wall, or if lymph nodes were involved.
  • After positive lymph nodes – especially if there were multiple involved or extracapsular extension.
  • For metastatic disease – sometimes used to relieve pain or symptoms in bones or other areas.

The decision depends on:

  • Cancer stage
  • Tumor size and location
  • Lymph node involvement
  • Whether you had lumpectomy vs. mastectomy
  • Your age and general health

💺 The Machine & The Process

Radiation = fast zaps, not drawn-out drips.

  • First comes simulation – a dry run with scans and tattoos (tiny dot-size ones) to plan your exact angles (check to see if your clinic offers this).

  • Then, you go for daily treatments, for anywhere from 1 to 6 weeks. Since Cancer is corporate, plan on Monday through Friday, excluding major holidays.

Each session lasts ~15 minutes, but most of that is set-up time. The actual zap? A couple minutes depending on prescribed dose and your breathing patterns.

The machine: It’s big, quieter than an MRI, and moves around you without touching you. No pain, no burning, no glowing in the dark.


🩹 Side Effects (and WTF to Do About Them)

Radiation is sneaky. You often don’t feel it... until a few weeks in. The side effects build gradually:

Common Side Effects Coping Strategies
Skin irritation or burns Use radiation-approved creams (ask your team), go braless when you can
Fatigue Nap shamelessly, hydrate like hell
Breast swelling or heaviness Ice packs, loose clothing
Peeling or itching skin Pat dry, don’t scratch, moisturize frequently
“Radiation tan” or discoloration Usually fades over months
Nipple sensitivity Use soft fabrics, and protect from rubbing

Heads up: If you had left-side breast cancer, they may do “deep inspiration breath hold” (DIBH) to protect your heart.


💡 What to Ask Your Radiation Oncologist

  • Do I need radiation, and why?
  • What’s the total number of sessions?
  • Will you target lymph nodes too?
  • What’s the plan for skin care?
  • What if I miss a day?
  • Can I work or exercise during treatment?

👚 Wardrobe Tips From the Zapped

  • Button-down shirts are your breasties.
  • Go braless or opt for seamless, wire-free bras.
  • Unscented deodorant only (if allowed).
  • Stock up on aloe, Aquaphor, and a soft towel just for your chest.

🧠 Final Thought

Radiation can feel anticlimactic after the whirlwind of surgery and chemo—but it’s a powerful tool. And you deserve full info, clear options, and no judgment if you feel fried, physically or emotionally.


🔗 Want to Dig Deeper?

  1. BreastCancer.org – Radiation Overview

  2. American Cancer Society – External Beam Radiation

  3. RT Answers – Radiation Therapy Explained (by radiation oncologists)

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